Confederate Sharpshooter

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"If Nancy Pelosi wants fewer births, I have the way to do this, and it won't require any contraception. You simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi in every cheap motel room in America. That will keep birth rates down, because that picture will keep a lot of things down." --radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh

Also this:

"Let's start a new group: PETT: People for the Ethical Treatment of Taxpayers." --political analyst Rich Galen